Its about making memories worth repressing
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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