these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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