I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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