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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.

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• (707): View more from California

  WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"

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• (206): View more from Washington

  At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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