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Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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(703): Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza http://tfl.nu/9pba

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(360): View more from Washington

I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.

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(360): I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier. http://tfl.nu/3der

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you

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(231): I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you http://tfl.nu/n6kx

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(708): View more from Illinois

High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.

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(708): High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay. http://tfl.nu/m4rp

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(704): View more from North Carolina

giving yourself 2 days to recover i see

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I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.

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(704): giving yourself 2 days to recover i see (828): I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night. http://tfl.nu/33op

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(985): I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones http://tfl.nu/jfi7

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(904): View more from Florida

naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.

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(904): naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea. http://tfl.nu/s2fg

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(415): View more from California

he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.

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(415): he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you. http://tfl.nu/17uy

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(480): View more from Arizona

She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...

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(480): She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight... http://tfl.nu/8zew

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(706): View more from Georgia

Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note

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(706): Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note http://tfl.nu/2uyq

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(517): View more from Michigan

Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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(517): Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night? http://tfl.nu/i8wb

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(369): View more from California

Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?

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(369): Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night? http://tfl.nu/oh80

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(502): View more from Kentucky

How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept

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(502): How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept http://tfl.nu/59ls

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(518): View more from New York

That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing

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(518): That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz (978): Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing http://tfl.nu/v9yz

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

What are your plans?

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.

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(608): What are your plans? (1-608): Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters. http://tfl.nu/04dy

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