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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind

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(847): i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind http://tfl.nu/hyvq

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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions

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(610): We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions http://tfl.nu/rpam

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(806): View more from Texas

pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?

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(806): pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour? http://tfl.nu/u15d

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I hope my margaritas pass through security.

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(610): I hope my margaritas pass through security. http://tfl.nu/1pwp

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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea

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probs a good idea

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i like the whole idea of life and being alive

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you sure you're not high?

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(207): i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea (1-207): probs a good idea (207): i like the whole idea of life and being alive (1-207): you sure you're not high? http://tfl.nu/e7l1

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(607): View more from New York

she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.

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(607): she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet. http://tfl.nu/uotm

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(317): View more from Indiana

The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.

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(317): The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth. http://tfl.nu/e18q

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(817): View more from Texas

but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head

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(817): but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head http://tfl.nu/vzhl

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(540): View more from Virginia

You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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(540): You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened. http://tfl.nu/x4ak

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(615): View more from Tennessee

When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?

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(615): When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend? http://tfl.nu/p92h

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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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(708): I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING? (224): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? http://tfl.nu/7enb

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday

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(318): I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday http://tfl.nu/jc5x

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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.

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So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?

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Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.

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(585): They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years. (716): So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy? (585): Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win. http://tfl.nu/ig9q

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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".

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(773): no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things". http://tfl.nu/laia

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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(317): Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life? http://tfl.nu/hpvf

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