Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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