i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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