haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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