I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm getting married
To pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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