nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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