Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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