he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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