I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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