i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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