Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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