This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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