Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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