are you so shy because you have an std?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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