I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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