If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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