he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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