I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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