I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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