I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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