meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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