your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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