She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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