The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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