I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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