sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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