PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need to sanitize my soul.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
