Apparently you make a good broom.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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