Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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