I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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