just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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