You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just want nice things and good sex
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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