I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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