Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i think i just lost a toe
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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