There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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