She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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