I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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