K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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