Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
