dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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