did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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