I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Randomize
