just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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