Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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