I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
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You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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