I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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