North Korea, Best Korea!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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