i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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