I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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