would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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