just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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