just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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