tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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