I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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